"Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar)"
Bartender I really did it this time
broke my payroll to have a good time
when I got home it was 6am
the door was locked so I kicked it in
she was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
she threw my shit out into the yard
then she called me a bummer slapped me real hard
and in my drunken stooper I did what I shoulda never done
and now I'm sittin here
talkin to you
drunk and on the run
[Chorus:]
Im sittin at a bar on the inside
waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park
so I jacked the keys to fuckin car
And crashed that peice of shit and then stepped away
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
so just give me beers til they get here
yeah I know the sun is comin up
and yall are probably gettin ready for closin up
but I'm tryin to drive my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
now they say that all love is gone
and I'm tired of hangin on
[Chorus:]
They got me sittin at a bar on the inside
waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park
so I jacked the keys to fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Guess it was meant to be
romance is misery
so much for memories
so now I'm headed to the penatentuary
see me on TV
the next cop series I am a danger
I guess I shoulda did something about my anger
but I'll never learn
real things I dont concern
I poured kerosene on everything I loved and watched it burn
I know its my fault
but I wasnt happy it was over
she stole my heart
so I crashed her fuckin car
and I'm goin back again
back to the pen to see my friends
and when we all pile up that county van
they gonna ask me where I been
[Chorus:]
I been at a bar on the inside
waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park
so I jacked the keys to fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Nah na na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
They got me sittin at a bar on the inside
and got me waitin for my ride on the outside
you know I crashed her fuckin
and then I stepped away
yeah I stepped
I crashed that piece of shit
and then I stepped away
