WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS - Fat

"Fat"



Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right



My zippers bust, my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown



Well, I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows



Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat



When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie a la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code



When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word



Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat



If you see me comin' your way

Better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry

Then won't you feed my face



Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house

I really sit around the house



You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know, you know, you know, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

Lemme tell you once again



You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, you know, hoo

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud

Just tell me once again who's fat