"Jean Claude Trans Am"
And if I ever hurt you
You know I never meant to
so please don't hold it against me
but in the heat of passion
I forget to sympathize with your virginity
how can I sit still every time you're near me
and how can I forget you're always reminding me
all I need'd a taste
you're such a terrible thing to waste
but I know you have your reasons
I'll wait for the day that I can hear you say
call me if you need some