JACK OFF JILL LYRICS - My Cat

"My Cat"



Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat



When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

We watch him on TV



My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar



My cat

Cool cat



My cat is everywhere

Sees what he can see

He may not be an actor

He acts atrociously



My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar



My cat isn't crazy

He's everything to me

My cat burns the bible

And he thinks it's so funny



He isn't very good

He isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of art



Hates me as much as I hate you



My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat



When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

We watch him on TV



My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar



My cat isn't crazy

He's everything to me

My cat burns the bible

And he thinks it's so funny



He isn't very good

He isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of art



My cat is handsome

He can play the guitar

He can break my arm in seven places

He can eat a whole watermelon

My cat my cat