MYSTIKAL LYRICS - Pussy Crook

"Pussy Crook"



[Officer]

Callin all cars, callin all cars

Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over

A pussy bandit

Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over

He is dangerous, be on the look out



[Mystikal]

I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook

Huh, I take the face off the rapper fuckin with the punch master

The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin

Cuss word expert

You don't know nothing bout this

Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin

I make a shy cryin bitch start swimming

Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty

Fuck it fuck it suck it 200 dollars, bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)

Show me what cha working wit

But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit

Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this bitch ha pussy smellin like Red Lobster

That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch

Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck!



[Hook]

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (give it up)



Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)



[Verse 2]

Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual

But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe

Fuck you like I ate my vegetables

Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door

The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!

Fuck you on the floor and still shake the chandelier

I got it caught again somewhere

Stop that fuckin runnin and bring that ass over here

Bitch touch yo toes

Touch that wall

work that pole

What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel

Gotta give ya whatcha came for

Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting

If you can't work it then don't flirt

If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt

I sort em out and some ain't stayin

Take them fuckin thongs off Don't here wit no plan

I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya

Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon



[Hook]

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (give it up)



Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)



[Verse 3]

What the fuck you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin?

Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin

She said "I never done that stuff"

I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly"

Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady

She was actin all timid

But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me

I was all the way up in that ass

I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast

2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD"



[Hook: (repeat 2x)]

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (give it up)



Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)

They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)



[Officer]

Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen

headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over

Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over

The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something

shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all pussy inside



[Mystikal]

Gimmie this motherfuckin money. Yall motherfuckers ain't go never catch me

The only thing yall gone catch is this DICK!! You motherfucker

This a motherfuckin nother KLC SMASH!! You motherfucker

Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over.