ADAM SANDLER LYRICS - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

"The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview"



[Adam Sandler:]

And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.



[Man:]

So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.



[Excite Southerner:]

...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am

a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a

holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other

people...but I'm sorry I got my G. E.D....with a overtime...time and a

half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and

and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the

bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely

flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last

boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence

with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..



[Man:]

You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.

Thanks for comin' down.



[Excited Southerner:]

Cool.



[Man:]

Are you alright?