ADAM SANDLER LYRICS - Cool Guy 3

"Cool Guy 3"



[Sean pouring champagne]



[SEAN:] Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there.



[GIRL #3:] Oh Sean, you're so sweet.



[SEAN:] Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I think I want to taste'em.



[He presses the 'play' button on his tape player]



[SEAN:] I going to start with your scrumptious toes as an appetizers, then I'm going to move up your body with my tongue, 'til I reach those lucious icecream sundaes.



[GIRL #3:] Mm, sounds nice. What else?



[SEAN:] Well, then I'm going to work my way back down, 'cause it's time for the main course. I'm like a bee heading down to your honey pot. But I won't be flying away soon, no I won't.



[she laughs sensually]



[SEAN:] Ooh, zippity, dippity.



[she takes a sip on the champagne]



[she laughs sensually]



[GIRL #3:] Tell me, what do you want me to do to you?



[SEAN:] Yeah, baby, I got a lot on my menu, but if I could recommend something, it would have to be tonight's special: My pud.



[GIRL #3:] What did you just say?



[SEAN:] I said you going to like tonight's special...



[GIRL #3:] And that's your pud?



[SEAN:] Yeah.



[GIRL #3:] You got to leave.



[SEAN:] Mm-hmm. A'ight. Just let me find my pants and I...



[looks for pants, finds them, struggles to put them on]



[SEAN:] I'm leaving.



[zips up pants, stops tape player, pulls out tape]



[SEAN:] Could you at least tell me the best way home?