"Well Did You Evah"
(feat. Jon Lovitz)
ROBBIE:
I have heard among this clan
You are called a forgotten man
JON:
Is that what they're sayin'?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!
ROBBIE:
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love?
JON:
Sounds like pure soap opera
ROBBIE:
I may cry
JON:
Tune in tomorrow
JON:
What a swell party this is
What frills, what frocks
ROBBIE:
What broads
JON:
What furs, what rocks
ROBBIE:
They're beautiful
JON:
Why, I've never seen such gaiety
ROBBIE:
Neither did I!
JON:
It's all just too, too exquis, really
ROBBIE:
This French champagne
JON:
Domestic
ROBBIE and JON:
So good for the brain
ROBBIE:
That's what I was gonna say!
JON:
You know you're a brilliant fellow?
ROBBIE:
Thank you
JON:
Drink up, chap.
Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend.
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche.
ROBBIE:
No!
JON:
Don't worry.
She's a game girl, you know.
Got up and finished fourth.
ROBBIE:
This kid's got guts.
JON:
Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line
ROBBIE:
Have you heard that Mimsy Starr
JON:
Oh, what now?
ROBBIE:
She got pinched in the Astor bar
JON:
Sauced again, hey?
ROBBIE:
She was stoned!
JON:
Well, did you evah?
ROBBIE:
Never!
ROBBIE and JON:
What a swell party this is!
JON:
Hey, check out that dress?
ROBBIE:
Yeah, it's a lovely dress. You think I can talk her out of it?
ROBBIE:
It's great
JON:
Ah, it's great
ROBBIE:
It's grand
JON:
So grand
JON and ROBBIE:
It's wonderland!
JON:
We sing
ROBBIE:
We sing
JON:
So rare
ROBBIE
So rare
JON and ROBBIE:
Like old Camembert
Like baba au rhum
JON:
Ba, ba, ba bum!
ROBBIE:
Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum!
JON and ROBBIE:
Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!
JON:
I drink to your health
ROBBIE:
Nah! Let's drink to your wealth
JON:
You're my bon ami
ROBBIE:
Hey, that's French!
JON:
Liberty
JON and ROBBIE:
Fraternity
Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July, we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!
