WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS - Syndicated Inc

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My whole family

Loves "Three's Company"

See the reruns constantly

There on my TV



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Well, I know what's on the tube

I know just what too see

Got my TV Guide with me



"MASH" and "All In The Family"

"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F.D."

I will always be busy

Watching my TV



Oprah Winfrey talks to me

Every day at three

Then soon it'll be

"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"



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Well, I'm in such ecstacy

When I'm watchin' TV

I'm a boob tube devotee



Think I'm losin' my sanity

I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee

Forever I will always be

Glued to my TV



Love "The Partridge Family"

And "Dynasty"

And "Laverne & Shirley"

And "Hard Copy"



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("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see)

Syndicated Incorporated

(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)

Syndicated Incorporated

(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)

Syndicated Incorporated

(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)

Syndicated Incorporated

(Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)

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