"V. I.P."
I'm a Very Important Person
I park in the V. I.P
And when I go to the bathroom,
I go in the V. I.P toilet
And when I wanna change a lightbalb,
I don't do it myself... Oooohhh no...
I have a technician
Cause I'm a V. I.P
I'm a V. I.P
I'm a V. I.P
I'm a V. I.P
Now, as I began to become a V. I.P,
I forgot what I've become a V. I.P for
I began to grow accustommed to people saying
"Right this way sir...drinks are on the house..."
Flight attendants on airplanes saying :
"Please...Really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board.
May I have your autograph for my daughter?"
"Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet
I'll give you a couple of'em
Cause i'm a V. I.P!"
Now, one thing about V. I.P is, is they never seem to be alone
Ooohh no!
The "true" V. I.P must travel with an entourage!
People who say "Right on boss"
Cause it's a V. I.P!
Right on boss
I'm a V. I.P!
As I began to realise that I had gained V. I.P status,
worries began to creep in
What if one day, I woke up, and I was no longer a V. I.P?
No more good tables at the restaurants...
No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets...
No more top notch booty
No more entourage to say "Right boss"
I began to have nightmares
And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody.
Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP!
Just like I was before...
Hearing the applause in my head
Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender...
