"A Christmas Duel"
(with Cyndi Lauper)
[Pelle]
I bought no gifts this year
and I slept with your sister
I know I should have thought twice
Before I kissed her
But with the year we had last
And the dress that she wore
I just went along for the ride
And I came back for more
And I'm sorry baby.....
[Cyndi]
That's all ok honey cause see...
I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother
I wrecked your Daddy's car
And went down on your Mother.
I set your record collection on fire
And said I never knew
Felt kind of bad about that
And I know you did too
[pre chorus 1 (both)]
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
[Chorus 1 (both)]
And spend this Christmas together
[verse 2]
[Pelle]
I married you last year
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake
This could all have been over
[Cyndi]
Ah honey please don't
Excuse your behaviour
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
It's now all in my favour
[pre chorus 2 (both)]
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
[Chorus 2 (both)]
And spend this Christmas together
[repeats]
[Pelle]
Holding on without any reason
Cause something's strong this holiday season
[pre chorus 3 (both)]
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
[Chorus 3 (both)]
And spend this Christmas together
[repeats]
