"Just Drunk Enough"
I knew it would happen someday
But I never thought that it'd be tonight
Then you walked into the bar
With your new Mr. Right
With that big ol'chip on my shoulder
And Johnny Walker making me see red
I decided I'd walk right on over
And pour him a beer, on his head
[Chorus]
And I know I'll regret this tomorrow
It's just another cross that I'll have to bear
I'm Sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care
I know it's not my proudest moment
But when he swung at my face and just missed
I decided there and then I'd introduce his chin
To my right fist
Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend
Said "Darlin' you should look nice
For a low down cheatin' dead beatin'
Cold hearted witch, ruin my life
[Chorus]
And I know I'll regret this tomorrow
It's just another cross that I'll have to bear
I'm Sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care
Yeah I know I'll regret this tomorrow
Cause Mr. Right's finally coming up for air
I'm Sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care
I know I'll regret this tomorrow
Instead of leavin' I sat back in my chair
I'm Sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care
