THE FORMAT LYRICS - 1,000 Umbrellas

"1,000 Umbrellas"

(originally by XTC)



1,000 umbrellas upturned

Couldn't catch all the rain that drained out of my head

When you said we were over, over.

I cried 'til I floated downstream to a town they call

Misery, ah-huh Misery

Misery, ah-huh Misery.



And one million teacups I'll bet

Couldn't hold all the wet that fell out of my eyes

When you fell out with me.

Now I'm crawling the wallpaper

That's looking more like a roadmap to

Misery, ah-huh Misery.



How can you smile and forecast

Weather's getting better and you'll soon forget her

If you let the sunshine come through.

How can you smile and forecast weather's getting better

If you never let a girl rain all over you.



Just when I thought that my lister was golden in hue

1,000 umbrellas opened to spoil the view.

And one million salt seas recalled from school atlas

Alas, could be filled to the brim, Sonny Jim couldn't jump in

How can I be pleased when I'm handed the keys

To a town call Misery, ah-huh Misery,

Misery, ah-huh Misery



So with a mop and a bucket

I'll just say forget her and carry on

Sweeping up where I've been weeping.

The chest is not creeping to strike down

The newly crowned monarch of misery, ah-huh misery.



How can you smile and forecast

Weather's getting better and you'll soon forget her

If you let the sunshine come through.

How can you smile and forecast weather's getting better

If you never let a girl rain all over you.



And just when I thought that my skies where a June-July blue

1,000 umbrellas opened, 2,000 umbrellas opened,

10,000 umbrellas opened to spoil the view.